Comic 1324 - New God

2nd Jun 2020, 5:13 AM in Volume 6: Tetrapod Triumphant!
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New God
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Phoenix In Crisis 2nd Jun 2020, 5:18 AM edit delete reply
Phoenix In Crisis
Here we go...

So, apparently, godhood comes with a complimentary wang.
That only took 1,324 pages.
I wonder who's gonna be the first victim adversary to 'sample' the new appendage.
Sunhawk 2nd Jun 2020, 6:41 AM edit delete reply
Noah's comically large cock is going to slay the beast.
Guest 2nd Jun 2020, 2:00 PM edit delete reply
I'd like to see that.
BarelyB 2nd Jun 2020, 9:49 PM edit delete reply
If you're a deity without both sets of genitals you legally qualify to park in the handicapped spots.
Hail Slaanesh 3rd Jun 2020, 12:20 AM edit delete reply
No one is asking the important question. Are those dick nipples and if they aren't, why aren't they.
Guest 2nd Jun 2020, 5:45 AM edit delete reply
Oh, it's slaanesh. Glad to see that it has finally managed to get onto this roller coaster of excess somehow.
Sunhawk 2nd Jun 2020, 6:40 AM edit delete reply
Greater Daemonette of Slannesh. Offering up all that sexual sensation and bodily fluids.

Milk for milk pumps, jiz for the jiz pool!
Guest 3rd Jun 2020, 10:09 AM edit delete reply
Nah, this is a Daemon Prince, as it is a Daemon of mortal origin. Pure blooded Daemons of Slaanesh are born from they're whims and dreams.
Blurth 2nd Jun 2020, 6:14 AM edit delete reply
Someone call the Hulk for some ''Puny God'' pummeling.
Guest 2nd Jun 2020, 7:06 AM edit delete reply
Love all different reactions.
IT'S FUTA TIME
Guestestguest 2nd Jun 2020, 9:19 AM edit delete reply
She's claiming to be the dominant sex in the room as a woman who fuxks literal gods into submission and the dude with the biggest dong this side of anywhere. Sounds like it's gonna go great.
Guest 2nd Jun 2020, 10:23 AM edit delete reply
Ah yes, the one true symbol of godly powers - the forehead pussy.
Guest 2nd Jun 2020, 9:17 PM edit delete reply
Complete with chest goatse.
Cakehole69 2nd Jun 2020, 10:40 AM edit delete reply
That halo is running through her ears you could fling her like a frisbee
That said her design is pretty neat a nice mix of slaanesh and more pin up succubus
Still want to punch her smug face tho
Cakehole69 2nd Jun 2020, 10:41 AM edit delete reply
also she either has 2 dicks or really massive balls
Guest 2nd Jun 2020, 11:45 AM edit delete reply
Nice ♡
Meat Man 2nd Jun 2020, 2:20 PM edit delete reply
WRAAA FUCKING KILL UNTILL IT IS DONE HASHIM, YOU'LL NEED ALSO 1-1/4 CUPS ALL-PURPOSE FLOUR, DIVIDED 2 LARGE EGGS 1-1/2 CUPS 2% MILK, DIVIDED 4 BEEF CUBE STEAKS (6 OUNCES EACH) 1-1/4 TEASPOONS SALT, DIVIDED 1 TEASPOON PEPPER, DIVIDED OIL FOR FRYING 1 CUP WATER,PLACE 1 CUP FLOUR IN A SHALLOW BOWL. IN A SEPARATE SHALLOW BOWL, WHISK EGGS AND 1/2 CUP MILK UNTIL BLENDED. SPRINKLE STEAKS WITH 3/4 TEASPOON EACH SALT AND PEPPER. DIP IN FLOUR TO COAT BOTH SIDES; SHAKE OFF EXCESS. DIP IN EGG MIXTURE, THEN AGAIN IN FLOUR.
IN A LARGE CAST-IRON OR OTHER HEAVY SKILLET, HEAT 1/4 IN. OF OIL OVER MEDIUM HEAT. ADD STEAKS; COOK UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN AND A THERMOMETER READS 160°, 4-6 MINUTES ON EACH SIDE. REMOVE FROM PAN; DRAIN ON PAPER TOWELS. KEEP WARM.
REMOVE ALL BUT 2 TABLESPOONS OIL FROM PAN. STIR IN THE REMAINING 1/4 CUP FLOUR, 1/2 TEASPOON SALT AND 1/4 TEASPOON PEPPER UNTIL SMOOTH; COOK AND STIR OVER MEDIUM HEAT UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, 3-4 MINUTES. GRADUALLY WHISK IN WATER AND REMAINING MILK. BRING TO A BOIL, STIRRING CONSTANTLY; COOK AND STIR UNTIL THICKENED, 1-2 MINUTES. SERVE WITH STEAKS.

TEST KITCHEN TIPS
CUBED STEAK IS FROM THE ROUND, AN ECONOMICAL BUT TOUGH CUT OF BEEF. THE STEAKS ARE TENDERIZED AT THE BUTCHER.
THREE OUNCES (A SERVING THE SIZE OF A DECK OF CARDS) OF COOKED SIRLOIN STEAK, PORK LOIN, TUNA, CHICKEN OR TURKEY BREAST PROVIDES ABOUT 25 GRAMS OF PROTEIN.
HERE ARE 40 SUPER STEAK RECIPES TO COOK UP TONIGHT.
NUTRITION FACTS
1 STEAK WITH 1/3 CUP GRAVY: 563 CALORIES, 28G FAT (5G SATURATED FAT), 148MG CHOLESTEROL, 839MG SODIUM, 29G CARBOHYDRATE (4G SUGARS, 1G FIBER), 46G PROTEIN.
Guest 2nd Jun 2020, 5:10 PM edit delete reply
No idea wtf I just read, but it was educational!
rainbow-flyer 3rd Jun 2020, 3:46 AM edit delete reply
Thanks for the recipe. I now know how to prEpaRe Ť̸̨̥̜͍͉̪̤̾̐̚h̶̹̩̓͐Ę̵̟̪͖̘̠̞̤͈̳͍̬̜̟̀̇̋͒̏̾͜͠ ̵̢͔̼̱̱͙̰͚͚͉͗̄͊̎̆̀̆̃̈́̕M̶̧̨̖̳͙͙͇̲̤̘̮̒̉̈́͋̎̐͘e̵̢̛̺̲̝̎̅̆̀̇̐͊a̷̱͌̈̇̀̾t̵̺̣͎͖̺̾͑̓̒̎͘̕
Meat Man 3rd Jun 2020, 8:51 AM edit delete reply
Meat Man
IF THERES ANY MEATS YOUD LIKE TO SEE ME DO PLEASE COMMENT BELOW
Be Our Guest 4th Jun 2020, 2:12 AM edit delete reply
Please give us a recipe for delicious herby chicken.
Guest 2nd Jun 2020, 5:11 PM edit delete reply
Thankfully Len is preparing Noah for an epic sword fight.
Shadowdax 2nd Jun 2020, 7:59 PM edit delete reply
I can imagine a ethereal Gate of Truth opening to reveal Noah at full power, prepared to do battle with the Semen Demon. He shall cast it down and smite it with his righteous boner, like Gandalf the Grey battling the Balrog of Moria.
Guest 2nd Jun 2020, 9:02 PM edit delete reply
I wish Darcy was here right now she and Noah could double team her (wink wink)
yeet 2nd Jun 2020, 9:08 PM edit delete reply
love how len is just sucking noah off and the other emo chick looks super excited
Grimm 2nd Jun 2020, 10:36 PM edit delete reply
Slaanesh wtf are you doing here? This isn't the eye of terror!
Guest 3rd Jun 2020, 3:17 AM edit delete reply
Then Noah cums out of nowhere like "KA KA KA KA KA KACHI DAZE"
Guest 3rd Jun 2020, 5:33 AM edit delete reply
Her third eye is a vagina....I need to go to bed
Guest 3rd Jun 2020, 7:55 AM edit delete reply
Darcy needs to show up decked out as the God Emperor of Mankind and put this hoe in her place!
Suhhdude 3rd Jun 2020, 2:57 PM edit delete reply
This is the only other gender I accept.
GlockForPenisLarry 4th Jun 2020, 6:43 PM edit delete reply
GlockForPenisLarry
This proves my theory that Ragnorok was really just a super kinky shag, I swear it.
Terderrer 10th Jun 2020, 4:47 AM edit delete reply
what type of jrpg final boss cut scene is this?